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sherlock don't you dare forget that milk: Top 100 Most Beautiful British Slang Words and Phrases

england-dreams:

1. Tosser – Idiot
2. Cock-up – Screw up
3. Bloody – Damn
4. Give You A Bell – Call you
5. Blimey! – My Goodness
6. Wanker – Idiot
7. Gutted – Devastated
8. Bespoke – Custom Made
9. Chuffed – Proud
10. Fancy – Like
11. Sod Off – Piss off
12. Lost the…

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wentzclub:

for patricksbowtie 

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bedussey:

you know everything is okay in the world if patrick tweets

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jalexatsix:

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

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"Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult."

Andre Marrou. (via libertarians)
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thewinchesterswagger:

I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.
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